Brighter than Sunshine

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I caught the edge of her scent: wet dirt and grass and cigarette smoke, and beneath that vestiges of vanilla-scented skin lotion. She flooded into my present, and only tact kept me from burying my face in the dirty laundry overfilling the hamper by her dresser.
Looking for Alaska - John Green (via thedandelioninspring)

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badwolfwill asked: Oh you never know, we could have bumped into each other dozens of times and never know it. Perhaps then you could fill me in a little more in case I'm just having a brain fart

I’m not sure. I can’t think of where I would have seen you. I work here in Lansing, but I don’t recall seeing you there.

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badwolfwill asked: I did not, I went to waverly. But I know people who went to everett, of course haha.

Oh. Well, you seem familiar, but I have been following you on Tumblr, so maybe it’s all in my mind. Haha.

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badwolfwill asked: We very well might have! Lansing is a very small fishbowl

Did you go to Everett?

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badwolfwill asked: dude how are we not best friends yet

I have no idea. We haven’t met before, have we? Didn’t we go to school together at one point?

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Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.